Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

Day 2: Something that’s illegal but you think it should be legal.

I think speed limits are stupid.

Ha ha, ha ha, you thought from the title I was gonna say pot.

I truly think that the interstate ought to work like the Autobähn. 
Right lane: my grandma. 
Center lane: me. 
Left lane: that jackass in the Escalade who's compensating for his shortcomings.

I mean yeah, yeah, public safety, whatever. But drive in any big city and you know damn well that the speed limit is merely a suggestion. And it seems to work out fine. And then when I'm in a hurry or I'm feeling ballsy, then I can get my thrills in the left lane and be awesome.

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